Wet & Slick
The Slide - Wet + Slick

The Slide

The ultimate combo for messy fun.

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TL;DR

The Slide combines the best of both worlds—the wetness of The Drip plus the glide of The Slick. Perfect for Nuru massage experiences at home, it provides the heavy cushion of a gel with the flow of a liquid. Ideal for intimate rituals that foster couple connection, it's better than Altoids because it adds function to flavor.

14.00

Wet + Slick

Wetness
Slippery
Numbing
Discreet PackagingPremium Quality

The Details

What it does

The Slide is the combo of Drip (Wetness) and Slick (Glide). It creates extreme fluid, thick enough for body massages. Perfect for "Body-to-Body" sliding or very wet oral sessions.

The Problem

You want the extreme "wet and slippery" experience, but your body doesn't produce enough fluid on command.

  • Body Friction: Nuru massage usually requires messy gel that ruins sheets.
  • Toys: Normal spit often isn't enough for toys or fingers to glide comfortably.

The Solution

The Slide creates a thick, cushioning layer. Take two capsules, dissolve, and use the excess saliva-gel mix to rub your body or his penis. It's "Slippery AF".

Scenarios

  • Body Slide: Massage him with your body (boobs, thighs) without skin dragging.
  • The Sound: Want those wet, sloppy sounds and vacuum feel? The Slide delivers the fluid you need.
  • Clean Sheets: Want slippery sex but no oil stains? The Slide is water-based and safe for sheets.

Why You'll Love It

Hybrid Performance

The perfect balance of high-volume wetness and friction-free glide.

Nuru Experience

Creates enough lubrication for body-to-body sliding and massage.

Intimate Connection

Enhances partner play by removing friction barriers and adding sensory fun.

How To Use

1

Double Down

Use 2 capsules for a full Nuru experience, or 1 for oral play.

2

Generate

Allow them to dissolve and mix with saliva to create the gel.

3

Slide

Apply to desired areas and enjoy the frictionless sensation.

What's Inside

Carrageenan

Natural thickener that creates the 'body' of the gel.

Aloe Vera

Soothing hydration that cares for sensitive skin.

Vitamin E

Nourishes skin and tissues during play.

Mint Essence

Provides a fresh, cooling sensation.

The Formula

Not just candy. A pharmaceutical-grade pleasure system.

The Ritual

How To Use

Pop one star 1 minute before play. Let it dissolve. Don't chew. Own the moment.

The Steps
  • 1 Star
  • Starts in 1 Min
  • Lasts 15-30 Mins
The Flood

The Flood

Instant Salivation

A precise tingle that triggers a waterfall. You won't believe how wet you get.

Active Ingredients
  • Citric Acid
  • Tartaric Acid
  • Malic Acid
The Silk

The Silk

Hyper-Lubrication

Transforms natural moisture into a thick, luxurious gel. Zero friction, all sensation.

Active Ingredients
  • Kappa Carrageenan
  • Iota Carrageenan
  • Sodium Alginate
  • Agar Agar
  • Xanthan Gum
The Depth

The Depth

Zero Gag Reflex

Cooling menthol meets a gentle buzz. Relax your throat while keeping your tongue ready to play.

Active Ingredients
  • Menthol Crystals
  • Spilanthes Extract (Jambu)
  • Calcium Lactate

The Star

Crystal Matrix

A sugar-free, slow-dissolving star designed for extended pleasure sessions.

Active Ingredients
  • Isomalt
  • Sorbitol
  • Gum Arabic

The Tea

"Super scivoloso!"

Amanda G.

"Meglio delle Altoids."

Chris P.

"Ci ha avvicinati."

Sam & Jo

"Rituale perfetto."

Daniel T.

"Niente macchie."

Kimberly S.

FAQ

Sì, strato spesso e scivoloso.
Sì, lubrifica.
Texture evolutiva perfetta.
No, base acqua.
Sì, divertente e condiviso.
Shipping for all pre-orders starts in January 2025. You'll receive a tracking number once dispatched.
We accept returns for sealed, unopened packages within 14 days. For hygiene reasons, opened products cannot be returned.
We accept all major credit and debit cards via our secure checkout.
Yes! All products are 100% vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, and keto-friendly.
Absolutely. Mixing them is encouraged! For example, Drip + Slick = The Slide.
They are food-grade and safe. We recommend 1-2 per session.
No harmful side effects. However, they contain Xylitol, so consuming a whole pack at once might have a mild laxative effect.
Yes! Our formula is completely oil-free and water-soluble, making it safe to use with all types of condoms and toys.
Delicious! We use natural fruit and mint flavors with high-quality sweeteners. No chemical or bitter aftertaste.
Keep them in a cool, dry place. Avoid direct sunlight and moisture to maintain their perfect texture.
Yes! Whether you naturally produce a little or a lot of saliva, SlopyMints enhances the experience for everyone by adding texture and control.
Absolutely. They are solid/gel capsules, not liquids, so they are 100% TSA-friendly and perfect for your carry-on.
Your privacy is paramount. Charges appear discreetly as 'SP-STORE' or 'SLCK-TRIP'.
While our ingredients are food-grade and safe, we always recommend consulting your doctor if you are pregnant or breastfeeding.
SlopyMints is free from common allergens like nuts, soy, dairy, and gluten.
Yes! It's completely safe to use alongside your favorite drinks.
Yes! We ship to most countries in Europe, North America, and beyond. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout.